‘Ghost In The Shell’ Trailer #2: They Created Me

It’s a testament to how bad Scarlett Johansson is as an actor that her stilted dialogue is still too stilted for a fucking *android*, you know? That said, the visuals and action seem dope.

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Super Bowl Trailer: Scarlett In The Skin Tight

You, you can definitely tell this trailer is catered to the Super Bowl audience with its opening shot. Eh? Not that I’m complaining. #HornDog

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Trailer: A Mixed Bag of Cyberpunk Dystopia

Ghost In The Shell trailer. Some dope things (the holograms and cyberpunk aesthetic, ScarJo is always a plus).  Some cringeworthy things (ScarJo’s acting, her body suit, generally goofy moments). Currently tracking towards: not expecting much, but I may enjoy it more than previously thought.

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Teaser: Decloaking The Dumpster Fire

Here’s the first teaser for the Scarlett Johansson-powered Ghost In The Shell. It, uh, looks about as good (bad?) as I expected.

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‘Ghost In The Shell’ Teaser Trailer: Glitched Out Hollywood Cyberpunk

Some glitchy-ass’d Ghost In The Shell teaser trailers dropped last night during the Mr. Robot season finale. Which, as far as marketing synergy goes, makes a lot of sense. The trailers don’t offer much in the way of content, but do an effective job conveying the aesthetic of the upcoming film.

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First Look: Scarlett Johansson in “Ghost In The Shell’ adaptation

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We’re really getting a Ghost In The Shell adaptation, huh?

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ International Trailer: Black Widow and Hawkeye are not besties

‘Hail, Caesar!’ Official Trailer: Coen Brothers Go Golden Age Hijinks

Yup. Yup, I’m ready for this movie.

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Scarlett Johansson starring in ‘Ghost in the Shell’ movie


Looks like that Ghost in the Shell movie is getting off the ground, finally. And it wouldn’t have been doable without the mandatory amount of Hollywood whitewashing Scarlett Johansson!

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‘Lucy’ Red Band Clip: ScarJo Ices Unworthy Dudes

Fuck yeah

Holy fuck, I hope the rest of the movie has action as good as the shit sported in this clip. Give me raucous Luc Besson at his best. Killer action, silly plot, entertainment. I’m ready.

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