‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ director helming Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ movie


Weird coupling, but I can dig it. Rupert Wyatt is the director of the surprisingly good Rise of the Planet Apes. And now he’s directing Channing Tatum’s Gambit movie. Weird couplings all around, when it comes to this movie. But I ain’t opposed.

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Scientists make monkeys smarter with BRAIN IMPLANTS. We have learned…nothing.

Didn’t these fucking scientists see Rise of James Franco’s Wild Fucking Apes? Sure, sure. Give these monkeys brain implants. Next thing you know we’re all going to have our faces eaten off as the Great Culling of 2013 unleashes itself upon the world. Shit. Don’t say we didn’t have it coming, I guess.

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