What’s worse than one Avatar sequel? Why, three! James Cameron has hired a legion of writers to help pumping out scripts for the three movies. Nothing says inspiration like churning out a factory of mediocre scripts from a variety of people! Jimmy Cameron must really be feeling this Pandora adventure. Or three!

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I wouldn’t expect Jurassic Park 4 to be any fucking good. We don’t really need the flick, and I’m not sure how much juice the entire premise has anymore. The best retort to that would be, “But yeah, Caff, you also didn’t think Rise of the Apes would rule, and it did”. Touche.

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