#May2015

‘Resident Evil Zero’ HD Remaster Announced! ‘Cause if you can’t make good new ones, remaster the oldies!

BIOHAWZARD

Remaster! Remaster everything! From now, and into perpetuity! Especially for rotting companies like Capcom, whose once-excellent franchises are decaying upon the vine.

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VINCE VAUGHN bringing ‘THE BRADY BUNCH’ back to TV. Two sucky entities collide.

Vince Vaughn, that guy who says those things that aren’t really funny anymore, is dragging up the lifeless corpse of an old television favorite back into the idiot box. I’d say if there is a God this won’t be a success, but maybe that dude just loves girls getting hit in the nose with footballs. Who knows.

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