#September2015
Netflix CEO: All TV Will Be On The Internet In Twenty Years
Shit is going onto the internet, yo. All of the television materials will be for you to download through the bandwidth pipes. That is, if you believe the CEO of Netflix. Me? I kind of, I kind of do.
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Netflix has added 3.3 million new subscribers in last three months, continues dominating everything
Netflix ain’t fucking around. Long gone are those awkward adolescent days when the service was considering getting into gaming rentals, and spinning off streaming services under a different name, and all that happy horse shit. That’s the past! The present? Adding subscribers like a motherfucker.
More people watch NETFLIX than any cable channel. Streaming like woah.
Of course more people watch Netflix than any cable channel. You can’t get the truth-bringing documentaries about the Illuminati-Trilateral Commission on the fucking Disney channel. We need our Truth! Our Lies Assassins! Bless you, Netflix documentaries.
Netflix Deal With Cable Providers, While David Fincher Fights Them over Budget Of His Show
Netflix moving to cable? Shaking hands, high-fiving? I’ve always thought of Netflix streaming as the antidote to cable, and now they may get cozy? Reality is melting! Someone hold me. Pass the blanket.
Netflix Loses 800,000 Subscriptions. When It Rains, Et Cetera.
Netflix. Not doing well. Sure you’ve heard about it. Not doing well at all. Some specifics have dropped, and we know exactly how not well.
Netflix Drops ‘Qwikster’ Plan. Corporate Comedy, Guys.
Got an email today from Netflix. “We’re dropping Qwikster.” I laughed. I can’t remember a time where a huge company was so obviously running around with its cock out. Completely confused.
Netflix Splits Streaming and DVD Services Into Two Companies. Adding Video Game Rentals. I’m Confused.
Everyone’s still pissed off about Netflix and its pricing changes, to the tune of a million people leaving the service. Today there’s some more glorious over-complication. Netflix is splitting their DVD service and their streaming service into two distinct companies. And if you want to know which one Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings thinks is going to last, you only need to see which service kept the Netflix name.
