#April2012
‘PROMETHEUS’ INTERNATIONAL LAUNCH TRAILER: This Movie Looks F**king Amazing
Prometheus is flying underneath the shadow cast by The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises, but don’t let that fool you. This trailer is yet another confirmation that there is a good chance this flick is going to be the fucking berries.
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Half-Mile Sized SNOWBALLS Hold It Down In Saturn’s Weirdest Ring
Getting my learn on today! Watch in amusement as I don my Thinking Cap – shaped like a giant phallus with built-in glowing veins courtesy of a AAA batter – and learn all about Saturn’s weirdest ring. Come along with me, and learn about half-mile sized snowballs and lurking moons.
‘PROMETHEUS’ MAKING-OF TRAILER Drops New Hotness. Oh God This Movie.
New footage to be had in this Prometheus behind the scenes video. That’s all you need to fuggin’ know. Go. Watch. Be merry. Count the days.
New viral video for PROMETHEUS’s David drops. I just tumbled head-first into the uncanny valley.
Holy shit. I don’t even know. I watched this video three times, and by the second time I was ready to destroy every single electronic device I own. There’ve been plenty of these Weyland Industries “commercials” floating around but this is definitely the first one that’s creeped me the fuck out. Michael Fassbender, you are truly a terrifying man-shark-actor. I mean, your acting is choice and your portrayal of an android is top notch, but I also want to kill you with fire.
Hit the jump to say DIE HELLBEAST Happy Birthday, David!
RUSSIAN ‘PROMETHEUS’ TRAILER Gets My Space Jockey Dancing (Wut?)
Oh zounds! Another movie we at OL are looking forward with a trailer in a different language. This time Prometheus is kicking it USSR stylee, with a Russian trailer that has some new shots. Can’t never get enough, eh?
New ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: New Stuff, Much Like The Old Stuff
Yet another batch of Prometheus pictures. This movie and Avengers are trying to outpace one another in the “Continual Deluge of New Pics of the Same Four Scenes” department.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Riding The Deluge!
New Prometheus pics. You have to had it to the Marketing Squadron. They’ve started putting more and more content out there, but have done so in an intelligent manner. I mean, fuck. All of the new “images” dropping are so heavily derivative of the snacks they’ve already given us. We feel like we’re getting omfg new Prometheus swag, while not really getting much spoiled for us.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Futuristic Horror Boner
Here’s a whole slew of new Prometheus pictures. I have to say, the fucking space suits in this movie are putting my Mass Effect-tribbing, 2001-masturbating, Blade Runner-licking crotch into overdrive. NeedxInfinity.
Video: ALEX JONES Explains How ‘PROMETHEUS’ Is Really About The ILLUMINATI. No, Srsly.
Alex Jones is awesome. He’s the sort of crazy-asshole who mixes just enough reality into his deranged rantings to make his conspiracy theories entertaining. This one is particularly choice. Having “gotten an early script” of Prometheus, the dude claims that its actually about…the Illuminati. Well, I’m sold!
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.
For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.
