…get it? ‘Cause she is very lovely looking, and I want her to check out my drain pipe? Oh, JFC, Caff. Get yourself together. I mean you can’t just be rambling about gorgeous cosplay and your cock all of the time. Though I suppose you can but no one is going to listen to your blathering. But shit if they’re not going to listen…I suppose just keep talking about your drain pipe.
Here is some glorious Princess Peach cosplay upside your head. When framed like this, it is pretty easy to see why Bowser kept snagging her out of Mario’s impotent hands. I’m not condoning it, don’t get me wrong. But I understand. (Oh lighten up.)
How many awful Christmas/holiday puns can I fit into my posts today? Infinity! Infinity plus one! Whatever. Just look at the cosplay. Is good.
Goodness me, yes. Here is a lovely rendition of Princess Peach as a Steampunk damsel.
G’damn, this isn’t something I expected. Peep this glorious picture of Princess Daisy and Princess Rosalina. The ladies are cosplayed by kolibri-chan and jj-dreamworldz, and photographed by Weatherstone. Apparently they’re in some sort of Mario Kart garb from an iteration I haven’t played but it is irrelevant. The garb itself, man. The garb itself.