“VULCAN” wins Pluto’s moon-naming poll. Plus! Three-headed dogs.

Vulcan in the house.

The Vulcans have won, folks. Led by Spock, they have claimed victory in the poll which was deciding the name of two of Pluto’s moons. Pretty gnarly.

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Astronomers want US to help name PLUTO’S NEW MOONS. Dewtopia INC.


G’damn! Pluto may not be a planet, but it has got itself some moons. Figure that shit out! Anyways, so yeah. Pluto has moons, and wonderful astronomers have invited us the mouth-breathing flesh masses to help name them.

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