#April2015

First Look: The Vision revealed in official ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ poster

‘Age of Ultron’ Non-News: The Vision to appear in other MCU movies

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Gasp! The Vision will be in more movies than just Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hey, whatever. It’s non-news. It’s right there in the fucking title. But for those of us at home, covered in slop, covered in snow, covered in Chez-It crumbs, covered in self-hate, covered in Bucky Barnes homemade pajamas, it’s worth something. Something obvious, but still.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Artwork: Check out new look at The Vision

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Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.

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‘TRANSCENDENCE’ Trailer: WONKA AND THE SINGULARITY FACTORY

take this seriously lol

Johnny Depp’s technological theorizing ass gets capped, so they upload said theorizing ass into a computer. WHAT EVER COULD GO WRONG. Looks gorgeous, can’t tell if I’m intrigued or hate how obvious it seems. Surprise me, Wally Pfister. You’re already titillating my eye-socket orbs.

What do you all think?

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