#December2012
Thieves ninja 7,000 WII U CONSOLES from warehouse. Outstanding.
Isn’t this a stunning batch of ninja excellence. Thieves have stolen 7,000 Wii U consoles from a warehouse in Seattle. I don’t know how you flip that many hot Wii Us, but I will save that figuring-outing for the people brash enough to run such a heist.
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Three entire g’damn COUNTRIES have their ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ shipments stolen.
Ain’t this a theft! Couldn’t happen here in the bloated Empire. No way. Given our size, stealing an entire country’s worth of Asscreed III would be impossible. It is possible in some dainty, adorable, little countries over in Wherever or Something.
