Old Gameboy Ad Explains My Childhood Obesity.

Go outside? Pah! I have Tetris and Wario Land to play! And god fucking knows, you can’t see shit in the sunlight.

Study Finds Eating Less Keeps Your Brain Young and Supple. Western World = F**ked.

Eating less will keep your brain young and supple! You’ll also live longer, and breath easier. No wonder the preponderance of simpleton Bovine America continues to spread.

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