Nvidia has thrown their chips into the handheld gaming market with Project Shield. Pretty extreme name, man! If you want to get people to take your shit seriously, pop the word “Project” before it. I don’t have any use for handheld consoles in general, so Project ATTAX!!! doesn’t do much for me. I mean sure it seems neat that it has a huge unwieldy controller. I could stuff it into my jeans and quietly imagine it looks like I have two dong-tips. Wait. Now that you mention it, this sounds pretty awesome.

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