#August2016
Monday Morning Commute: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here! Would you believe, would you somehow believe, that I didn’t get around to this column until today, Tuesday, because my wife and I had to go out to eat with a financial advisor last night? What life am I living? Who am I? Am I child-man in semen-crusted Star Wars shirts that dreams of being a man-child, or a man-child in dress pants who dreams of being a child-man in semen-crusted Star Wars shirts? The answer, of course, is that I am both. And the cognitive dissonance that arises from containing both entities in the Multitudes that Compromises Me (and Us all) sometimes gives me a nosebleed. Well, I’m getting the nosebleed from that, or the hundreds upon hundreds of milligrams of caffeine I ingest every day. One of those. Maybe both of those.
But I’m here now. But it’s Monday Morning Commute now. So here’s the deal now, Comrades. I’m about to fire off everything I’m enjoying this week, anticipating this week, looking forward to this week. Then you’re going to do me a solid!, a fucking solid!, and share your own list in the comments section.
Let’s be man-children posing as children-men posing as man-children together.
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Official: ‘No Man’s Sky’ delayed until August 9
Official. Officially official. Gives you more time to get your jumpsuits and space-weed ready, though.
‘No Man’s Sky’ has been delayed; should we be worried?
No Man’s Sky is seemingly suffering a quiet delay. This comes amid reports that while beautiful, and exploratory, some are concerned that it pushes the idea of what constitutes a “game” as generally conceived. For me? I don’t need no narrative, I don’t need no driving force, I just want to relax and fly around space. But I’m wondering if the general murmurings are getting to Hello Games.
‘No Man’s Sky’ gets official release date, June 21, 2016
Holy shit, No Man’s Sky has a release date. Holy shit, I can’t wait to fly around the universe. Giggling. Shooting space-animals, eating their marrow in my cockpit as I galavant about. Yes. Yes. Yes.
‘No Man’s Sky’ Trailer: Dropping June, 2016
New No Man’s Sky trailer! Plus a release date! June, 2016.
In ‘No Man’s Sky’ it’s impossible to visit every f**king planet
I’m pretty jacked+pumped for No Man’s Sky, Hello Games’ procedurally generated space exploration game. A goddamn living Universe, with goddamn glorious planets, for my goddamn exploration. And while I understood the game was vast, I didn’t know it would be impossible to explore all of it. Impossible!
‘NO MAN’S SKY’ Trailer: SCI-FI GAMING GAUNTLET THROWN
Holy shit. My Twitter feed blew up about this trailer for No Man’s Sky, and I was all like “Man wut?” Then I saw it. Good Lords of Kobol. Alien worlds, space fighters, gorgeous visuals. I’m stunned.
