#August2013

NINTENDO announces ‘2DS’; it’s like the ‘3DS’ but lacking a dimension.

Mario is all IDK, man.

Nintendo has announced the 2DS. It’s an ugly ass rendition of their 3DS, but you know. Without the third dimension. This is actually sort of neat to me, because I’ve always been interested in Nintendo’s current handheld. I just didn’t really give a shit about the three-dimensions. Unfortunately, this 2Dimensional-S is also ugly as sin.

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Lab-grown HUMAN HEART TISSUE beats on its own. Say wut? ++

BEHOLD.

I don’t know enough about them there bio-technological-wizardry to fully understand this article. Thankfully, sometimes this allows me an advantage. For example: this article is really blowing away my fat headed simian synapses.

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So, the UNIVERSE is past middleage. It’s all over.

Man. Just when I think I’m getting old, word has to drop that the Universe is right there with me. I figure I have a good, three, four hundred years left. Even with that amount of time, the Universe is going to outpace me despite being halfway to the Glorious Heat Death. Astronomers. Ruining my Thanksgiving week.

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Official ‘IRON MAN 3’ PHOTOS: Mandarian, Patriotism and Pepper

Cyeah! With the first trailer dropping tomorrow, there hath been unleashed a torrent of Iron Man 3 photos. You want these inside you. Trust me. They make your bum glow. Also! Some Kevin Feige deets on what’s going on in the pictures.

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Official. JAMES CAMERON and GOOGLE Unveil Asteroid-Mining Plans

Ah, we’re living in the future indeed. It’s official. It’s official! James Cameron, Google and a gaggle of other wealthy individuals-institutions-whatever are taking us asteroid mining.

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TACOCOPTER Is Unmaned Future Of Food Delivery. OH TECH ++

Finally some technology we can believe in. Drones are best known for being used to blow people up with uncomfortable amounts of clinical disinterest and detachment. However there’s a collection of solid dudes who want to add to that reputation. They want to use drones to deliver tacos. This is the future I asked for.

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