#April2013
Next XBOX and its controller are covered in zebra stripes. Privacy ++
Game developers are rubbing their grubby paws all over the new Xbox and its controller. That’s pretty swell. What is even more swell is an idea that Microsoft has seemingly cooked up to prevent leaks. They have slathered all this new fetish plastic in zebra stripes, using it as a means to identify the specific controller that is leaked. Or some shit.
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Leak reinforces idea that NEW XBOX will be always-connected. Bleh.
Last time I posted about the possibility that the new Xbox will be always-on, more than one person pointed out what a dangerous roll of the dice this would be. You know, always-on games and always-on consoles are two beasts. How many people would Microsoft lose out on, from this policy alone? And what would the risks be? Look at the fucking SimCity debacle. So I was convinced that it probably wasn’t going to happen. Now? Now I am not so sure.
Press Start: Exclusive Blanka Colourway
Sometimes, leaving the intro until last is to my benefit. Well, yours too really, as I’m now able to provide you with ample warning. I think I’ve talked about butts quite frequently, and roughly 50% of the whole piece is just completely made up. So, in advance, sorry about all that.
Report: New XBOX requires INTERNET CONNECTION, has one-time game activation codes. Plus specs!
Oh! Check it out! The new Xbox is going to be totally fascist, requiring the internet connections, and fucking the used game market in the skull.
Rumor: Next XBOX Has Blu-Ray, ALWAYS-ON Internet, And More.
Want a handful of new rumors regarding the next Xbox? Like how it does have Blu-Ray (this rumor is going back and forth), or how the Kinect is going to be built-in? Then continue reading, good friends.
RUMOR: Stripped Down Xbox Planned For 2013. This Won’t Confuse Anyone.
If it isn’t enough that Microsoft is dropping a new Xbox with sexy new guts next year, they may also be releasing a stripped down version of their console. All next year, close to one another.
Rumor: ‘Xbox 720’ To Have HD Touchscreen Controller. SO MUCH GIMMICK.
When I think of a new Xbox, my groin swells and I get lightheaded. Xbot!, reporting for duty. Newest rumor? Microsoft is seeing Nintendo a Kinect, and raising them a new touchscreen controller.
