#June2016

Japan has official ‘Evangelion’ Dumbbells; the Fourth Impact is you reppin’ out

get swole get swole

Yeah man! Fourth impact! Reppin’ out! Get as swole as Shinji is a miserable, unwatchable twat! Evangelion dumbbells!

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‘Evangelion’ TV series coming to Blu-Ray. Remastered as f**k

bruh

Evangelion. One of my many sources for being a whiny, existentially angsty douche during my teenage years. Long have I longed to watch it again in high-definition, on a piece of modern technology. Cause like, the remake movies sort of suck, and I miss it. The time!, the time has come.

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Victoria’s Secret model hits runway in an ‘EVANGELION’ body suit. Convergence ++

Forget that dildo Justin Beaver dancing around in the background of these pictures. Let us marvel at the fact that some Victoria’s Secret model is totally decked out Rey Ayanami style. Dreams can come true!

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Neon Genesis Evangelion Gets Kentucky Fried!

I Still Have a Crush on Rei Ayanami. Like, 14 Years Later.

<3 Rei Ayanami

[via kotaku]

Neon Genesis Evangelion is one of those monumental experiences that occurred in my teenage years, that shaped who I was. No lie. It goes Star Wars, Final Fantasy VII, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Broadband Pornography. NGE drifts into the back of my mind, but things like this figure bring all the old warm fuzzy feelings both in my heart and my crotch up the forefront.

SHINJI-KUN.

LAUNCH EVA.

TEENAGE HIGH SCHOOL BONER.