Man. Yesterday Slashfilm reported that The Force Awakens wouldn’t get a trailer before The Hobbit: Battle of Blah Armies. The report said that Disney was thinking “much bigger” than that. But if this rumor is true? Holy shit. Apparently next weekend the film is going to show before every single showing of every single movie in 100 theaters.

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Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.

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I didn’t want to like Destiny. Actively sort of wanted to dislike it, because it isn’t Borderlands and I have well-documented emotional problems. But man. Ever since the fucking beta, I have been sweating it hard. So lay off my dick, Bungie. Stop dropping these trailers. Making things swell. And other bits throb.

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This teaser trailer for Star Wars Rebels is essentially nothing. That doesn’t stop it from essentially breaking my dick with excitement.

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