Dude Chooses Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Over A Threesome. Dedication.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 dropped the midnight after Valentine’s Day. With that in mind, this is probably one example  of a nearly infinite number. Meet Woolie. Instead of partaking in a threesome, dude went and snagged his copy of the game.

I know the natural reaction is OMFG DUDE WUT!, but the more I think about it, the more complicated it gets. First, would it have been his first threesome? If no, then obviously MvC3. Second, were these chicks cool, or were they drunk and going to be puking red wine and bananas all over one another. (This may actually be a ++ to some.)  And finally, is a man’s craft and obsession to be thrown away at a moment’s notice to pursue pleasures of the flesh?

Where do I land? I land in the “almost unfathomably improbable to personally contemplate.”

Hit the jump for Woolie explaining it all.

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Check Out Marvel Vs Capcom 3’s Final Boss In Action.

I don’t know if the final boss of MvC3 is known to the world, or a spoiler. So Imma not drop who it is directly, but it sure looks fucking cool. If you’re so inclined, hit the jump to check out the son of a bitch in action. If not, you spoiler prude! I resent your willpower.

Goddamn, I need this game.

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Jean Grey & Haggar In Marvel Vs Capcom 3! Fap Like This! [Video.]

The line-up for Marvel Vs Capcom 3 continues to grow, as does the thunder in my pants. Anyone with a knack for anything Capcom or Marvel has got to be in on this shit, regardless of their feelings towards fighting games. Right? Well, probably not. But I can’t play them for shit, and I’m still sweating this title. Today trailers were dropped for both Haggar and Jean Grey. X-Men and Final Fight! Hells yes.

Hit the jump for their debut trailers.

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Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Cinematic Trailer Is Fangasm Incarnate. [Video.]

Capcom dropped the cinematic trailer for MvC3 today, and good lord is it splooge. Through the means of some nefarious vial, they’re tying the two worlds together, and I wonder just what the fuck it means. Is it silly? Of course it but. But the trailer is an assload of Marvel and Capcom villains thrashing each other. If you can’t get down to Sir Arthur and the Hulk rocking out side by side, you’re fucking invalid man. Neg value.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Gets An Official Release Date & Swanky Collector’s Edition

A pantheon of Marvel Vs Capcom 3 news continues to come out. It’s sort of a fucking pain in the ass. All I want to do is walk around from my computer, and leave the blogging behind for a few moments. Naw son! More shit of interest to spit about. So yeah, Capcom today announced that Marvel Vs Capcom 3 shall be dropping ashore on February 15, 2011. A day after Valentine’s Day. Innit that perfect? Gives you just enough of a buffer to neglect your loved one!

But I spent all of yesterday with you! Oh wait, that shit was last week? Well then. Still, stop complaining!

Capcom also announced today the deals of the swanky fucking collector’s edition that’ll be dropping the same day as the title.

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Sexy Green Thighs! She-Hulk and Zero Join Marvel vs Capcom 3 [Videos Inside!]

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is going to be the perfect bonerstorm of fan service. Between the Capcom characters, and the Marvel characters, and the idea of staring at She-Hulk’s seemingly endless taut green buns, how are we going to fucking function? Insane!

Today brought us the reveals of She-Hulk and Zero. Goddamn, I need this game. So I can get schooled by a pack of douchebags who will assuredly make me hit myself.

Hit the Jump!, for the reveal videos.

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Forsooth! Thor And Amaterasu Thunder Into Marvel Vs Capcom 3

Thor is bringing Nordic Thunder to Marvel Vs Capcom 3, and Amaterasu from Okami is rollin’ up with him. It makes smart fuggin’ sense for Marvel. With the Thor movie dropping next year, they’ve upped his comic book titles to something like as seventyjillionteen. A video game presence is only going to help. And as far as Amaterasu? Gotta put in some genital-scrubbin’ cult favorites.



I dig. Hit the jump for their character artwork.

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Four New Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Characters Revealed; Fap Like This!

San Diego Comic Con is going to break my back with newsworthy updates. Revealed today in Marvel Vs Capcom 3 were Chun Li, Dr. Doom, Super Skrull, and Trish from Devil May Cry. What an eclectic lot of studs and studettes. Though I have to say, I doubt anyone will come close to the awesomeness that is Deadpool and his 4th-Wall breaking super move.

Hit the jump to see their character artwork.

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Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Scan: Chris Redfield Zaps The Hulk’s Dumb Face


[via all games beta : click to enlarge]

Ah, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Where Chris Redfield can zap Bruce Banner’s dumb face with a god damn electrified baton.

New Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Scans: Devil May Orgasm


[via all games beta]

You have to be fucking kidding me. Deadpool? Dante? Chris Redfield? Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is going to be the icy hotness. Fire burning hot and uh cold, and shit. Click the images to embiggen these motherfuckers.

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