#April2013
Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.
Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.
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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ poster has the ODINSON RIDING THE LIGHTNING.
Ride the lightninggg! Here is the first poster for Thor: The Dark World. Let that get your groin greasy, and then contemplate the fact that we’re getting a trailer for the movie this week.
MICHAEL ROOKER of ‘WALKING DEAD’ fame joins ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ragtag group like woah.
I’m beginning to get interested about this Guardians of the Galaxy flick. Rendar keeps telling me it is going to be Marvel’s first great flop, and it might be. Yet even if it falls down on its wildly esoteric face, between the director and the absurd collection of characters populating the cast, I’m intrigued. The latest duder to become a guardian is that white trash guy from AMC’s Arguing around Zombies.
SPOILER: ‘IRON MAN 3’ POST-CREDITS scene revealed.
Pretty clear here folks. If you’re a spoiler-whore like me, hit the jump. If you have self-discipline then stay the fuck away. Also, please teach me your skills.
‘IRON MAN 3’ TV Spot: The Mandarin, Robot Suits, Guy Pearce
Iron Man 3 is going to feature no less than three-hundred thousand people in robot suits. That’s my hunch, and this trailer confirms it.
ZOE SALDANA to play Gamora in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Coolcoolcool.
I don’t know much about Gamora or Guardians of the Galaxy, but I sure do love me some Zoe Saldana. With that established, I would like to welcome this news with open arms. Come over to the Marvel Movie Universe, Ms. Saldana. Let us hang out for a bit. I’ve brought lemon squares and iced tea.
Watch: MARVEL PHASE TWO PROMO VIDEO will blow your bung out with awesome.
You like Marvel movies? You excited for Phase Two? Then prepare for the prolapse party that is about to occur in your pants. Bounce up and down on your formally-internal squishy parts, having found them blow out of your body by sheer awesomeness.
‘AVENGERS 2’ filming early 2014 in the UK. Plus! PHASE TWO concept art.
Avengers 2 news! Phase two news! Smash this info-dump down your esophagus, and wash it down with some cinematic hyperbole. The Marvel Leviathan shall stop for no one, Gods (of Death) help us all.
Marvel sets a release date for ‘ANT-MAN’ flick. This movie is really real!
Excepting some colossal disaster, the Ant-Man flick is really happening. There is always a glorious tingle in the loins when a whispered fan legend actually comes to fruition.
Joss Whedon signs EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT with Marvel through 2015. Dude is their shepherd, praise be.
Joss Whedon didn’t just sign on to write and direct Avengers 2. Naw, son! Naw, daughter! The motherfucker has signed on to work exclusively with Marvel through the three years following the Mayan apocalypse. I couldn’t be happier about this if I was reading it while spraying whipped cream on my nipples and slapping myself on the ass with a spatula. And we all know how happy that makes me!
