Zuckerberg has staff blow-dry his armpits before speeches. No, seriously. That human suit a bit warm, eh?
More proof that Mark Zuckerberg is a filthy reptilian. Dude needs his staff to blow-dry his armpits before speeches. Obviously, this is a clear sign he’s running hot under his human suit.
FACEBOOK STOCK Traded At Record-Smashing 2.7 Million Shares Per Second
As a poor graduate student majoring in literature (laugh it up, fuzzball), I don’t really understand stock. What I do understand are sexy buzz words like “record breaking”, buzz words that can attract even the fat-skulled such as myself. Them there people are breaking the records? Count me in!
Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.
When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!
FACEBOOK Supports CISPA; The New SOPA Up In Hurr.
I spat about CISPA earlier this week, commenting that fat-assed corporations will claw their way into our interguts regardless of many attempts we make to repel them. Facebook is one of those douchebagorations.
FACEBOOK Buying INSTAGRAM For $1 Billion. Service Officially Not Cool
…Just kidding, Instagram. I still love you. You can tell my love is true because I’m going to continue using you in light of recent news.