I completely forgot that there is a Mario Kart game dropping on smartphones. Additionally, I will forget once again. But right now! It’s at the top of my mind. And I’m here to tell you, it’s arriving this September.

As well, I know technically you can already get pissed at blue shells anywhere already, because Mario Kart is on the Switch. Just let me have the fucking headline, pedant.

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Obligatory yet FUCKING NEEDED “Man if this was an Olympic Sport I’d actually care” comment. The indie film maker Michael Shanks has remixed speed skating from this year’s Olympics in Sochi with some glorious Mario Kart classics. That’s all you need to know!

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G’damn, this isn’t something I expected. Peep this glorious picture of  Princess Daisy and Princess Rosalina. The ladies are cosplayed by  kolibri-chan  and  jj-dreamworldz, and photographed by  Weatherstone. Apparently they’re in some sort of Mario Kart  garb from an iteration I haven’t played but it is irrelevant. The garb itself, man. The garb itself.

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Remember a couple of years ago when Rémi Gaillard was the New Black? His whacky videos, especially the ones featuring real life Mario Kart were totally Oh Em Gee? Well, Gaillard is back with some more Mario Kart insanity. That’s about it. All you need to know.

Hit the jump for the video.

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