I completely forgot that there is a Mario Kart game dropping on smartphones. Additionally, I will forget once again. But right now! It’s at the top of my mind. And I’m here to tell you, it’s arriving this September.

As well, I know technically you can already get pissed at blue shells anywhere already, because Mario Kart is on the Switch. Just let me have the fucking headline, pedant.

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