Behold the Wundercrotch! Wrap it in tinfoil, stick it in front of erotic materials, and within forty-minutes, you’ll have yourself a sticky mess of tinfoil! You say that’s useless?! I say to thee, surely you jest! Why, if it wasn’t for the Wundercrotch, I wouldn’t have been able to wallpaper my dungeon walls with aluminum foil! Such ingenious craftsmanship and plaster holds forever! F-o-r-e-v-e-r.

Monday Morning Commute. Every Monday I’m going to detail the various things I’m either currently or will be watching, reading, playing, and listening to in the next seven days. It’s Monday. You’ve got a long week of school, work, or compulsive masturbation to get through. Tell me the arts that you’re indulging in, to stave off suicide.

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Pic: Most Smartest.

Mad Men season four kicks off tonight. Frothing and fapping.

Perhaps the only thing I am looking forward to as much as Inception in my life is the season four premiere of Mad Men. JULY 25, WHERE ART THOU!?

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Fuck yes. Counting down to the return of my favorite show currently airing.