Monday Morning Commute: I Want To Be Don Draper’s Couch

Behold the Wundercrotch! Wrap it in tinfoil, stick it in front of erotic materials, and within forty-minutes, you’ll have yourself a sticky mess of tinfoil! You say that’s useless?! I say to thee, surely you jest! Why, if it wasn’t for the Wundercrotch, I wouldn’t have been able to wallpaper my dungeon walls with aluminum foil! Such ingenious craftsmanship and plaster holds forever! F-o-r-e-v-e-r.

Monday Morning Commute. Every Monday I’m going to detail the various things I’m either currently or will be watching, reading, playing, and listening to in the next seven days. It’s Monday. You’ve got a long week of school, work, or compulsive masturbation to get through. Tell me the arts that you’re indulging in, to stave off suicide.


Watching / Mad Men, Season Four
Boom! Mad Men started last night, of course, I fucking loved it. Yeah, I can’t help it. Are you watching Mad Men? Do it! I implore you. I beg you. I get down on my knees and I beg you to make it so. You’re missing out on some serious shit. What happens when the American Dream breaks down, shatters, and has to be reconstituted? I don’t know man, but I think Matthew Gilligan and the writers of the show are attempting to pull it apart and show us the gore. I like gore. Gore is sexy. Yes.


Reading / Woken Furies, by Richard K. Morgan
I’m finishing up The United States and the Origins of the Cold War, the second book regarding that time period by seriously renowned duder John Lewis Gaddis. After that, I’m turning my eye towards something more…I don’t know, enjoyable? I love the two books, but I’m ready to decompress a bit with some blasters and manufactured human bodies you can download into, and other cyber-punky awesomeness.

Something to cleanse the palette, and then I think I’m actually diving into Gaddis’ third book about the Cold War.

Past wars, future dystopias. What’s the difference? A time period other than my own where I can lose myself in Soon To Die dreams or Never To Experience imaginations.


What are you guys up to this week?