#April2013

More ‘MAN OF STEEL’ pics, and the film is without a major mythos point. GET ANGRY

OH GOD HE IS FLYING AND SUCH.

I can already hear the cheesed-off dork faces that populate the creamier nerd places that I like to frequent. They are aghast at this latest reveal surrounding Man of Steel. They cannot – will not – accept a world in which such a deviation from the salted corpse of status quo is allowed. Me? I dig it.

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BRING LATEX: Anne Hathaway cast in Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR.’ Please, the suit.

Anne Hathaway.

Real talk, and I can’t help it: Anne Hathaway in the Catwoman suit was a glorious addition to my spank-tank last year. There’s just something sultry as fuck about it. Plus I have a latex fetish that has me dry-humping spatulas and shit. So whatever. But…where was I? Oh yes, this same Anne Hathaway has been cast in Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Far out.

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Cosplay: FRISKY POWER RANGERS morph my childhood. Into latex dreams.

Morphin.

SFW? NSFW? Ain’t nobody nude. But still. All that childhood. Wrapped in latex. This makes perfect sense to me, but I was also in a collision today.

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Cosplay: BLACK CAT proves all was latex, all was good.

YES x EVERYTHING.

Black Cat continues to make Peter Parker look like a chump for continually swooning for Mary Jane Blahson. See what I did there? Blahson, because she bores me.

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Cosplay: Mary Jane x Spider-Man’s suit = latex swoon.

Glory, glory, glory be to the combination of Mary Jane Watson and latex.

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‘BAYONETTA 2’ announced for the ‘WII U’, daring me to buy the system [Trailer!]

How do you push systems? You find exclusives to make the gamers gooey groined. There are few things that make my crotch self-slather like a woman in glasses, clad in latex, killing things. Oh Nintendo, you know my weakness.

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Cosplay: This BLACK WIDOW Ain’t Scarlett Johansson, But She Is A Bust. Puns. Puns Ahoy.

It’s Friday. Friday! Short week, and now its ending. So no one, no one  will blame you for retiring to the rest room for a few moments after viewing this wondrous Black Widow cosplay. You earned it, folks. You earned it.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ IMAGES Featuring Bane’s Scuba Steve Mask In High-Res & More

New images from Dark Knight Rises! Aw yeah. Bane’s mask up-close, and Anne Hathaway all done up in latex and daring my Johnson not to move.

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Video: T-MOBILE Girl Stuffed Into LEATHER; My Fetish Monster Rises

Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on with this advertisement. I know that they’re further sexualizing the already sexy in an innocent way T-Mobile girl. I know I should probably be uncool with that. I don’t care. Latex. Leather. Pleather. Whatever. Once you strap it on, I lose my cool.

Hit the jump to check out the ad for…something. I forget what.

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Cosplay: Catwoman Is Always A LATEX DREAM

[Via | Cosplayed by  Aigue-Marine]

Oh shit! Catwoman all decked out in latex is never, ever, going to get old to me. Regardless of quality of cosplay at head, it’s still. Still going to tug at the loins.