#April2018

‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Final Trailer: A Very Dumb Movie That Will Make Very Much Money

Here’s the final trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. A patently stupid movie, that I will end up seeing because I’m trash.

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‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Trailer: Well, at least it has Jeff Goldblum

Here’s a trailer for the stupid follow to the stupid movie,¬†Jurassic World. It is equal parts, lame, banal, and forced, but at least it has Jeff Goldblum.

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‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ poster appeals to your nostalgia because the last movie was garbage

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Fuck this poster and fuck Jurassic World.

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