‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ poster appeals to your nostalgia because the last movie was garbage
Fuck this poster and fuck Jurassic World.
Thanks to a brand-new poster, we now know the title for the Jurassic World sequel: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. We have no idea what that means, though it may suggest that dinosaurs were royalty at some point? Who knows? Look, the new Transformers movie opens with a King Arthur battle. Literally anything can happen and I wouldn’t be surprised.
Anyway, I’m more concerned with the movie’s tagline: “Life finds a way.” The marketers and producers really want us to know that Jeff Goldblum is coming back.