#September2019
Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern, and Sam Neil returning for ‘Jurassic World 3’ because this franchise fucking sucks and it knows it
The first two Jurassic World movies were fucking dino diarrhea. I get the feeling the minds behind it know this, despite them raking in tons of money. Why? ‘Cause bringing back the original Juassic Park cast just smacks of flatout desperation. What do you do when you can’t make any memorable moments in your own uninspired slop? Go back to the classic and trollop around in the trough.
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Lame ass Colin Trevorrow returning to continue ruining franchise by writing and directing ‘Jurassic World 3’
Colin Trevorrow is garbage. The Jurassic World franchise is garbage. This is a match made in feces-bath heaven.
