‘Fortnite’ made nearly $300 million in April. Jesus fucking Christ, that’s a lot of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
Last night, I was talking to a friend about Fortnite. I really enjoy watching it being streamed, despite not playing it. He thinks it’s okay, and doesn’t really get the insanity. Well, what I told him last night has been verified today. Brian, I said. We’re like one of seven people in this world not playing the game. Fucking everyone is playing the game.
GameStop! The infernal machine that drudges on, shucking off assassination attempts from many a foes. They shall take your used games and shove them down another gamer’s dumb throat at a mighty profit! They cannot be stopped!, having turned a record high in holiday sales. Despite selling less new software. The machine. Cannot be stopped.