#October2012

‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ Trailer #2: John McClane is old.

Something odd about seeing an obviously weary Bruce Willis with moobs running around in ridiculous action sequences. It’s like the older the dude has gotten, the more preposterous the circumstances have become. Obviously an indication of the arc of Hollywood since the franchise premiere, but I definitely prefer the quieter, less WOWIE moments in the Die Hard flicks. What do you folks think? Peep the trailer, drop your impressions.

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‘Die Hard 5’ Gets A Title And Release Date, I Get a McClanerection.

John McClane is a true American hero and the subject of idol worship here at OL. So while the fourth movie was watered down and didn’t kick me in the G-spot with pleasurable toes, I dug on it. There’s a fifth title coming. Confirmed! Stamped! It even has a title and release date.

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A Metal X-Mas

There’s no shortage of Christmas myths. Rudolph the alcoholic and his bright red nose. The magic baby born in a dirty barn. The successful parrying of a Martian kidnapping.

But have you ever heard about the time that Jack Frost and the Grinch tried to murder Santa? Something tells me you haven’t. But now you can.

Lo and behold, a sing-a-long version of the soon-to-be holiday classic: