‘Die Hard 5’ Gets A Title And Release Date, I Get a McClanerection.

John McClane is a true American hero and the subject of idol worship here at OL. So while the fourth movie was watered down and didn’t kick me in the G-spot with pleasurable toes, I dug on it. There’s a fifth title coming. Confirmed! Stamped! It even has a title and release date.

Slashfilm:

• Die Hard 5  will be titled  A Good Day to Die Hard
• Shooting begins in January 2012
• The sequel will be released on February 14th, 2013 (Valentine’s Day).
• The story is set in Russia and begins with John McClane heading to Moscow tos weet  talk some cops into letting his apparently-wayward son out of jail for something he did, but when he gets there, things surrounding his son’s arrest are not as they appear and world-threatening terrorist hijinks ensue.
• McClane, Jr. has yet to be cast.
• They still don’t know if it will be rated PG-13 or R.

One request: make this a hard fucking R  and show some respect to the franchise. You pigs.