#December2012

First look at Ashton Kutcher as STEVE JOBS is like, the dumbest thing ever.

Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is outstandingly stupid. Of course the first official release they’ve dropped of That 70’s Guy as the deceased maestro is a recreation of Jobs’ sexy pose. Oh lordy.

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Blowhard Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff; Industry Rallies To Help Workers

38 Studios had to lay off its entire goddamn staff. The entire thing. Not much of a surprise considering their first game had to sell three million  to break even. Thankfully the gaming industry is striving to help out the unemployed workers.

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ASHTON KUTCHER To Play STEVE JOBS In Indie Flick. WUT?

Ashton Kutcher is going to play the part of Steve Jobs in an indie flick that will begin shooting when the star is on break from Two And A Half Dozen Easy Jokes Per Episode. My knee jerk reaction is “this is fucking dumb!”, and my knee jerk reaction to my knee jerk reaction is “chill bro!, chill, who knows?” which leaves me in a bit of a holding pattern.

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