I have it on the authority of our good friend Jerkface that the Jean-Claude Van Johnson pilot on Amazon is great. I have pledged to watch said trailer with Bateman, while stoned, to great enjoyment. Will report back. Until then, either watch it yourself, or check out this trailer.

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I, I completely forgot this movie was a thing. I bet Bateman is going to get a powerful, powerful erection when he watches this trailer.

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File under: something that I’m interested enough in to cover, but not interested enough in to ever watch.

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What is old is new is old is new is old is fucking Van Damme again. The man himself, JCVD, is returning for the remake of one of his more important flicks. I know, you’re saying, aren’t they all fucking important? Agreed, agreed. So I’ll specify: Kickboxer.

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