Dwayne Johnson’s ‘Fast & Furious’ spin-off wants ‘Deadpool 2’ director David Leitch

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Listen, let’s be fucking upfront. The previously rumored Shane Black would be the perfect dude to direct a Rock/Statham F&F spin-off. However, if we can’t have him? David Leitch and his glorious brand of action would be a great runner-up.

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The Rock officially announces his ‘Fast And Furious’ spin-off with Jason Statham

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Well, it’s official! The Rock and Jason Statham will be punching copious amounts of skulls together. As well as bantering quite well, too.

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The Rock and Jason Statham’s ‘Fast And Furious’ Spin-Off officially happening. Shane Black may direct, which is so perfect

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The Rock and Jason Statham were the stars of the previous Furious movie, a fact not lost on Vin Diesel. In fact, you could his fucking chapped ass from space. Anyways. The duo are getting a goddamn spin-off movie, and Shane fucking Black may be directing. This is so fucking perfect, my dudes.

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Helen Mirren Playing Jason Statham’s Mom in ‘The Fate Of The Furious’

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This is fantastic news.

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First Look: Vin Diesel shares photo of entire cast of ‘Fast 8’

Jason Statham confirmed for ‘Furious 8’, ride or die baby!


Listen. My wife had “ride or die” in her vows. Seriously. So we don’t fuck around with Furious movies. They ain’t movies, they’re family. And I’m glad Jason Statham is still a part of them.

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‘Layer Cake’ sequel starring Jason Statham filming in 2016

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Remember Layer Cake? I do! And I enjoyed it. So I’m a little excited that we will be getting a sequel to the flick, though the absence of Daniel Craig bums me out a midge.

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.

Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables  and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.

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