Avatar sucks, in my overly-caffeinated, poorly-constructed opinion. But like, a lot of people liked it. Or did like it. Or maybe saw it. So these people may be disappointed to know the trifecta of shit-sequels won’t start dropping until 2017.

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What’s worse than one Avatar sequel? Why, three! James Cameron has hired a legion of writers to help pumping out scripts for the three movies. Nothing says inspiration like churning out a factory of mediocre scripts from a variety of people! Jimmy Cameron must really be feeling this Pandora adventure. Or three!

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Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.

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