#May2012

EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.

The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save  its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.

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Activision Pays Ex-Modern Warfare Developers $42 Million…But It Gets Complicated

How is this for legal jostling. Activision has been locking horns with Ex-Infinity Ward founders Vince Zampella and Jason West for fucking years  now. Yesterday in its latest move, Activision paid out $42 million to Ex-Infinity Ward staffers. That’s a lot of money, right? However ain’t none of it going to Vinny and Jason.

Yep.

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ACTIVISION v. INFINITY WARD Court Date Delayed. Just Get It F**king Over With

Activision and Infinity Ward have tots had the hate for each other since their falling out around the time of Modern Warfare 2: More Warfare Post-Modern (Warfare 1). They’ve been suing one another for like infinity (years!) and it doesn’t look like its about to end.

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Man Threatens To Blow-Up Best Buy After Selling Out of ‘Modern Warfare 3’. Dedication.

I got myself a copy of Modern Warfare 3. Ain’t played it yet. But I got it.  Loromin Sar isn’t so lucky. Dude rolled up to a Best Buy wanting to snag it…but they were sold out. That’s when he threatened to blow the joint up.

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Some Tool Bid $1,725 For Early Copy Of ‘Modern Warfare 3’ On eBay. Patience, People.

Kmart done fucked up and started selling some copies of Modern Warfare 3 early. This was seemingly enough to send CoD fanboys and fangirls into the throes of insanity, as one has bid a ludicrous amount of money on an early copy.

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Video: ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Launch Trailer. Finish The Fight, Amirite?

Modern Warfare 3. Infamous. Famous. More of the same. But what’s the problem with more of the same  when I’ve been madly in love with the first two? I can’t wait for this shit.

Hit the jump to check out the launch trailer.

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Video: ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Single-Player Trailer Drops.

Despite the overwrought voice-over (which I love), the cheesy guitar chords (which I love) and the tired looking engine (which I don’t care about), this trailer gets me fucking stoked. Hardened Edition: ordered, ya’ll.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Infinity Ward vs. Activision Finally Gets A Court Date.

The ongoing legal spat between Infinity Ward founders  Jason West and Vincent Zampella and Activision has finally gotten itself a court date. Thank goodness! After all the posturing and hair-pulling, I was beginning to think it would never get locked in endless litigation or whatever goes on in there them courtrooms.

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‘Modern Warfare 3’ To Have Color-Blind Assist Option. This Helps Me. Srsly.

I’m color-blind. Not in that retarded “I see in black and white” sort of thing I sometimes get. Not that. However, I can’t tell a lot of colors apart. Greens from browns, browns from reds, that sort of bullshit. So quite often, I have a very difficult time trying to figure out who I should be shooting in games like ‘Modern Warfare’. It appears  Sledgehammer Games has revealed there will be help for people like me in Modern Warfare 3.

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‘Modern Warfare 3′ Gameplay Trailer Is Here. Fuggin’ Aye.

At this point it should be obvious that I’m an unabashed Call of Duty slut. I’ll spread my legs for Infinity Ward, Treyarch, it doesn’t matter. So without exaggeration, this trailer made my nipples hard.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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