‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting animated series from ‘Castlevania’ producer. I’m here for this, my dudes

hyper light drifter animated series

Even though I was cool on the second season of Castlevania, I’m still fucking stoked it exists. Therefore, the news that Castlevania Dude is bringing Hyper Light Drifter into the world as an animated series? Fuck yeah.

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ devs reveal their next game, ‘Solar Ash Kingdom’

I haven’t played Hyper Light Drifter, but it’s on the list! Provided, you know, Bateman and I ever beat Dead Cells. That said, it looks fucking dope, and the developer’s follow-up does as well.

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ Trailer: Coming March 31 for PC and Mac, “Soon” for XB1 and PS4

What the fuck! I want my Hyper Light Drifter. So I’m excited it has a release date! What the fuck! I want my Hyper Light Drifter. So I’m sad that the console release date is a vague “coming soon” in comparison to its rock hard computational machines release date.

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ Trailer 2: The Path Ahead Grows Darker

‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting live preview build on Sept. 26

Hyper Light Drifter

Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter‘s jock I didn’t throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ looking to drift…onto PC & Steam this holiday

Hyper Light Drifter.

Fuck you and your headlines, Caff-Pow! It’s like you’re thirteen Diet Dews and a Sudafed deep! Reality is buzzing and forget headlines, between the mucous drip and the shakes you can barely maintain a presence in this plane of reality! I say — precisely! But while I’m here, I’m going to enjoy the news that Hyper Light Drifter is dropping this holiday.

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Monday Morning Commute: NEURAL STEW for the SYNAPSE BURN

Monday Morning Commute.

…hello there, friends. Caffeine Powered at your service. I do not say leisure, for I am a busy’d man these days. It is a Sunday Evening whilst I type this, it will be a Monday Morning on the Eastern Seaboard of the Theoretically United States when this is published. As I tippy-type, I race the literal clock. How can I share with you what I am going to be enjoying in this next week (as per the nature of Monday Morning Commute), while still finishing before Breaking Bad begins? Easy. By doing what I always do. By typing with stunning alacrity, nauseating disregard for grammatical form, and an utter disregard for proof-reading.

Let’s do this, you turkeys.

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