I haven’t played Hyper Light Drifter, but it’s on the list! Provided, you know, Bateman and I ever beat Dead Cells. That said, it looks fucking dope, and the developer’s follow-up does as well.
What the fuck! I want my Hyper Light Drifter. So I’m excited it has a release date! What the fuck! I want my Hyper Light Drifter. So I’m sad that the console release date is a vague “coming soon” in comparison to its rock hard computational machines release date.
Fuck you and your headlines, Caff-Pow! It’s like you’re thirteen Diet Dews and a Sudafed deep! Reality is buzzing and forget headlines, between the mucous drip and the shakes you can barely maintain a presence in this plane of reality! I say — precisely! But while I’m here, I’m going to enjoy the news that Hyper Light Drifter is dropping this holiday.