#August2013

OMEGA-CAST #5: Man, We Ain’t Got Nerd Cred!

The fifth OMEGA-CAST is in! During this transmission, the crew covers a shit load of disparate topics. There’s a final¬†Boston Comic Con wrap-up. Caff-Pow brings up the idea that maybe the Crew OL isn’t esoteric enough for old school geeks. We also discuss Steven Moffat’s douchiness. How about some Wolverine talk?¬†Finally we delve into the first mail bag, wherein Caff decides his jaeger’s name involves handjobs. Obviously.

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Donald Draper and Lane Price Go To See Gamera; Amazingness Happens.

Source: Most Smartest

Last night, Lane Price and Don Draper teamed up for what had to be the funniest eight minutes of Mad Men, ever.

Search Engine Terms: Bayonetta Doles Out Handies

[Search Engine Terms come from an app in the Word Press dashboard. It tells you the terms that people are using in google to lead to your site. Most of ours are ultra depraved and horrible. And amusing to sick people like me.]

In the future, when you can create your own temporal temporary bio-organic constructs out of your Matter Master 4000, you’ll be able to create your own Bayonetta construct. Built out of ultra-decay flesh that gives away after twelve hours, and no consciousness but a list of traits you string together in the Matter Master 4000 software, she’ll be able to jerk you off for that sweet half day. And after her inevitable combustion into a pile of pseudo-snot and black leather-gone-goop, you’ll be able to flush her down the toilet and forget about her.

But for now? You just need to google “Bayonetta Handjob” and live vicariously through scribblings. Sorry.