New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer that I said I wasn’t going to watch. And then I did. My body is ready. My soul is ready. All the gaping maws on this corporeal form are ready for digi-cine-inseration.

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New Guardians of the Galaxy trailer for the UK is totally doubling-down on the “hey this is a movie filled with serious things” type vibe. Whatever! Doesn’t work for me, but god dammit if I haven’t been sold 3,000% on this movie already.

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[Update] Not one, but two! (and if they’re counting down I assume there’s a new one coming today as well) Guardians of the Galaxy teasers. A  second one has dropped featuring dumb Bradley Cooper’s voice for Rocket Raccoon.

Here’s a fucking twenty-second teaser offering from the next Guardians of the Galaxy trailer. SHOUT OUT TO GROOT, STAR-LORD’S ABS, WALKING AROUND SPACE-CITIES, AND SLOW MOTION. I cannot fucking wait for this jam.

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