More than a little Guardians of the Galaxy theme-ninjaing in this live-action trailer for Destiny. Intergalactic humor and action + Old School tunage? It’s certainly a formula that’s working. Particularly on me.
I wrote about Firewatch a couple of months ago, particularly stoked with the talent behind it. The developer Campo Santo is comprised of Heads from Double Fine, Telltale, and 2K Marin. What a fucking group! Now the developer has dropped an official reveal trailer and…it seems fucking awesome. Hard as Shit to Explain, but fucking awesome. Totally gelling with my recent Lovecraft obsession, offering up a seemingly haunted, and uncomfortable woods to explore. And stuff.
Just watch the trailer.
Goddamn. Maybe it’s the time passed, maybe my the rotting carcass, but I had forgotten a lot of the dope scenes this Resident Evil Remaster trailer reminded me of from my gaming past. And fuck!, that’s a huge sentence. So let’s just roll clip.
The game I never knew I wanted until today. Motherfuckin’ VA-11 HALL-A. You get to play as a bartender at a small, rundown, cyberpunk bar. Feeding the locals the brews, and getting to bask in their lives.
The Future is Good.
Ubisoft has finally confirmed what we’ve known for months: they’re making an Assassin’s Creed exclusively for the last-gen systems. All it took was a trailer leak for them finally get off their asses and throw us the bone.
Details and trailer post-jump!
Listen, Bethesda. I want to be fucking faithful. I pledged my post-apocalyptic prostate to Fallout and you. You alone! But you’re dragging my ass through the dirt. Do you even care anymore? You don’t call, you won’t write back after I send you those letters filled with my kisses and pubes. And now, now The Division has come along. Can you, can you blame a guy?
The XB1 got itself a delicious treat coming down the pike, courtesy of the minds behind Limbo. The game is called Inside, and it looks to be continuing in the same vein as the previous title. Atmospheric, moody, gorgeous platforming.
DO YOU LIKE CRYING WHILE FAR AWAY? Or how about USING WEAPONIZED PACHYDERMS? Far Cry 4 won my ass last night, and it’s currently shopping around for the lube it’s going to use to pleasure it. I’m ready, willing, and eager to get on with its complete domination of my fanboy g-spot.
Man. Oh man. The E3 trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight is just flat-out showing off. And I’m completely fine with that. Gotham has never looked like a more beautifully shitty playground for The Bat-Guy and his fucking stunning Batmobile to romp around.