Steel yourself for the third season of Game of Thrones, as George R.R. R. R. R. R. Martin continues to kill characters. He slays them from his computer chair, giggling to himself. He pauses only to feast upon the glut of tears he harvests from the crotches of his fans, and then returns to his act. Killing, slaying, forever. Forever.

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I know everyone is throwing seminal fluids everywhere over Walking Dead’s third season, but this is the jam I’m anticipating. Having read the third book of the Song of Ice and Flames or Whatever, I can attest that this season is going to buckle knees and blow out buttholes. Be prepared.

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