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Watch: Statham and Diesel wield lightsabers in ‘Furious 7’ x ‘Star Wars’ mash-up

‘Fast & Furious 8’ dropping in April of 2017

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You didn’t think the BRO RIDE had come to a conclusion, did you? Sure, the ending to Furious 7 is a teary-eyed sendoff to Paul Walker. But like they say in BRO CAMP. Just as one supercharged race car leaves, another arrives.

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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro

Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?

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Monday Morning Commute: A Sense of Overriding Futility

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It is officially the fucking doldrums, yo. The Prole Bowl has come and gone (The Lords of Kobol are kind to me), and now darkness descends upon my sad, empty life. Oh sure I could stare even further into the Abyss what, with the White Noise of sports-based distraction shuffling back into the Miasma. But who wants that? Not this bro.

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Daddy’s Gotta Go To Work

The Rock.

Furious 7 trailer straight to the fucking dome. Featuring uppercuts, drag races, shotguns, cars being dropped out of planes, and most importantly –The Rock. All the sort of shit we demand. And this franchise provides. I cannot wait.

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