#June2019

In Japan, Domino’s has a pizza with two-pounds of cheese. The fuck we waiting for, United States?

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A pizza with two-pounds of cheese? Such a concept is so utterly fucking American that I’m shook to my core that Japan got it first.

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Monday Morning Commute: I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying

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I fucking hate February. I hate its ashen skies. I hate its frigid air. I particularly hateĀ this February. Record setting amounts of snow. Unfathomable cold. And I guess I’m just not coping with it well. The Better Half is away and instead of being a productive, healthy member of It All, I’m ordering Domino’s Pizza and wondering if I can hack elastic bands into my overpriced Name Brand, Fancy Pants leg-warmers.

The February Funk must be conquered, though. Rode out to its logical conclusion, the hopefully more endurable Ides of March. And this is a list of the stuff I’m begging to help carry me through this week. The Monday Morning Commute, as they say.

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