Oh golly, that shameless pun. Here’s a first look of J-Law as Mystique in X-Men: Days of Future Past. If I’m being real, I’l cop to forgetting that she is involved in this franchise. And what an errant fuck that makes me. Anyways, enough of my blathering. Hit the jump for blue goodness.

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Bryan Singer, sensing that I officially don’t give a fuck about his dumb X-Men: First Class: You Thought It Was a Reboot, Fuck You sequel, has dropped the new chairs that Charlie X will be bombing around in during Days of Future Past. Do you care? Does this titillate you? Not me.

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I hate this. Hate this! Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Oh god! Patrick Stewart is bald! Professor X is bald! They both have legs! Some of those legs work. Some of those don’t. Now Patrick Stewart is returning to the role of Professor X, and I am totally over it. I’ve moved beyond the initial X-Men franchise, which has aged about as well as twice-digested cheese in the sun.

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