I have absolutely no doubt this movie is going to leave me with taut nipples from ridiculous action and watery eyes from whatever ending Nolan has drummed up.
The blood-filled-dong-inducing Dark Knight Rises trailer that dropped at the MTV Movie Awards is finally online in an official capacity. Jesus Lord, it’s getting close. I can barely handle it.
Hey folks! Do you want a new full-length trailer for Dark Knight Rises? Of course you do!
The final trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has dropped. You’re not worthy, but you should watch it anyways. Holy *fuck*.
The wonky Dark Knight Rises viral campaign had fans unlocking frames of the the trailer. All of them friggin’ things have been unlocked, and compiled by one fan into a really, really, really shitty, silent, super-paced version of the trailer.
Hit the jump to check it out. Or wait. I’d just wait.
There’s some Dark Knight Rises viral campaigning rocketing out of the marketing-anus of WB demanding that we arrest the Batman. If that ain’t enough to grease the taint, there’s some trailer images too.
Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.