Sylvester Stallone wants to reboot ‘Cobra’ as a streaming series. I’m here for some dorky fascist mayhem, Jack Bauer ain’t got shit

Sly wants to reboot Cobra as a streaming series. And at this point, like why the fuck not? We revive everything these fucking days, and people sure seem to like rogue fascists punching perps in the face.

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