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‘JUPITER ASCENDING’ Trailer: Them Wachowskis Can Sure Do F**king Visuals
C’mon, Wachowskis. Don’t do this to me. Don’t get me fucking excited for another one of your movies. ‘Cause after watching the trailer for Jupiter Ascending, I’m fucking interested. Intrigued. Sprung at the science-fiction visuals you’re hanging on me.
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CHANNING TATUM looks GLORIOUSLY DUMB in the Wachowski’s ‘JUPITER ASCENDING.’
The Wachowskis are fucking hilarious at this point. Just…man. Just amazingly corny motherfuckers. Watching them trying to struggle to say something of interest after ripping off something like twenty-five years of geek culture in The Matrix has gone from painful to entertaining. The latest ball of hilarity is Jupiter Ascending. Which I’m guessing was written in 1992. Judging from you know, the same old cyberpunk fetish wear the siblings like. Plus! ROLLERBLADEZING HEROES.
Oh lordy. Hit the jump.
Rumor: Is This The Plot Of The Wachowski’s ‘JUPITER RISING’? I Hope So, Shit’s Bananas.
The Wachowskis have wrapped – I think – on their Cloud Atlas banana cakes novel adaptation. This means that it is time for them to begin engaging their derivation engines and churning out Jupiter Rising. Per all their usual excessive secret, not much has been known about the flick. Until now.
‘G.I. JOE: RETALIATION’ RESHOOTS Add More Channing Tatum, Make Him Less Dead
We knew that G.I. Joe: Retaliatory Remarks Said With Guns was getting reshoots to add a third (how about a second? lol!) dimension to the flick. Unsurprisingly however, it seems the reshoot will also be adding more Channing Tatum.
‘G.I. JOE RETALIATION’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: Guns, Swords, Quips.
Here’s the trailer for G.I. Joe Retaliation. Nothing gets me totally amped up for global spending on war and defense like a pack of gorgeous hard bodies making bloodshed and warfare seem so fucking sexy.
Wachowskis Still Working On ‘JUPITER ASECENDING’, Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis Offered Leads
The Wachowskis have been trying for a while to get their flick Jupiter Ascending off the ground. After struggling with it for a good amount of time they shifted gears and turned their eyes towards adapting Cloud Atlas. With that whole dealio winding down, they’re going to give Ascending another go.
