#December2020

Watch: Boston Dynamics has created dancing robots. The Apocalypse will have rhythm!

You know, it’s just a matter of time until the robot apocalypse. However, at least the robots themselves will have fun. Shaking their asses, pivoting their pelvises. All thanks to Boston Dynamics giving the ability to dance. I’m glad to see they’re going to be able to literally dance on our ashes after they fell us in the Great War.

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Watch: Boston Dynamics’ robot running through the futzing woods. We’re done. We’re done!

Google buys Artificial Intelligence company. Our cyber overlords gain power.

Wintermute.

Google is our forthcoming Cyber Over-Lords. Eradicating privacy, buying robot armies, challenging death, and now harnessing the power of Artificial Intelligence. It’s game over man, but who knows. Maybe they’ll give us cookies and milk and pat us on the head.

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Video: Boston Dynamics Is Building A Real Cylon. We Learn *Nothing*.

The people behind the robotic Hounds of Hell are now bringing about a fucking headless robot Cylcon future-annihilator. My lord.

Hit the jump to see our destroyer.

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Video: ‘Alpha’ Is Prototype Robotic Dog. The Robopocalypse Has A Hound of Hell.

This is Alpha, the creation of Boston Dynamics. Alpha is being designed in tandem with DARPA (Metal Gear?!) and the US Marines. While it is being imagined as carrying shit for our troops, it’s obvious what it’s going to be: the hound of hell deployed by the Robots during the Uprising to hunt us down and eat us.

Watch this bastard in action.

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