#February2012
Trailer: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Wants You To Take Back Earth. I Need Clean Pants.
Holy balls, and here I thought I couldn’t be any more excited for Mass Effect 3. I believe this originally aired last night during Walking Dog Shit which I have given up on. None the less. This trailer has me losing it! So epic! So serious! I mean, the Inception horns should let you know that!
Hit the jump to check it out.
Cosplay: Miranda From ‘Mass Effect 2’ Gets My Swoller System Going. Oh Boy.
Hot off playing the Mass Effect 3 demo comes this glory. This truth. This Miranda cosplay.
Hit the jump for the goods.
REVIEW: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Demo Time, Son! Daughter!
I spent this Valentine’s Day with someone special. Someone that’s always been there for me. Some one that I can tell my problems too. Someone that will always listen. Someone that I love. Commander Shepard.
‘Mass Effect’ Goes ‘Final Fantasy 7’ With Sexy Low-Poly Models.
Polycount forum user Nix has created a set of low-polygon Mass Effect models. It’s a smash-up of my favorite game ever, and possibly my favorite franchise this generation. Hell yes.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets Official FemShep Trailer. Booyah!
The official FemShep , as decided by fan votes, has gotten herself an official ME3 trailer. I find this all shades of wonderful.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Producer: ‘Mass Effect’ Isn’t Done After Third Game. Me: No S**t.
Money talks. Established franchises churn money. So color me not surprised when executive producer Casey Hudson commented that Mass Effect isn’t done at the end of the first trilogy.
Video: Freddie Prinze Jr. Voicing ‘Mass Effect 3’ Character. Guess Who I’m Not Saving.
Ever since James Vega was revealed, he’s looked like a throwaway Bros of War character. Now it turns out that he’s being voiced by Freddie Prinze Jr, and I officially don’t care if I get one of my squadmates out of of the Galactic Tussle alive. Snarky, right?
Hit the jump for some Vega/Prinze Jr. action.
Press Start!: Yo BioWare, Open SWTOR The F**K Up.
I’m about to vomit about the new Star Wars RPG. This is Press Start. If you don’t give a fuck about the title, I’ve strewn the following throughout the post to keep your attention: a hot dog eating contest, a wasted Han Solo, and if none of those fit your fancy, the conclusion of the post is a fat kid dancing. Isn’t that enough spectacle?
Allons-y.
SWTOR Bans Players For Like, Playing The Game.
I don’t know where Ilum is in SWTOR, but I shouldn’t be going to that fuckin’ place. No way. Not under level 40. If I go there, I’m going to get the Ban Hammer thunderously dropped on my ass.